world’s okayest friend
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run
how do i get over someone who i never dated
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes
My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.
a fucking pirate king at that
And it’s awesome because she started as this fucking proper Lady who was expected to marry a wealthy and accomplished, but one she did not love, but instead fell for the blacksmith and became a pirate, fucking shit up and taking names.
And she rocked every fucking second of her story, from Lady to Pirate King.
"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am